Citas sarcásticas

Groucho Marx

• “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
• “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.” 

 Ashleight Brilliant

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”

Stephen Bishop

“I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.” 

Oscar Wilde  

• “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
• “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”  
• “I am not young enough to know everything. 
• “Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.” 
• “A true friend stabs you in the front.” 
• “I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.” 
• “One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.” 
• “The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.” 

Charles Pierce

“If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

Oscar Levant

“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”

Golda Meir

“Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.”

Geaorge Bernard Shaw

“I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.”

Mark Twain

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

“I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.”

Winston Churchill

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."